May have to wipe some drool off my keyboard.
This is one of those dresses that you can kill a man in.
this is the greatest blooper
when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies
i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
"I do what I want"
The Master’s version of: “Pay attention to me, you stupid Time twit.”
Yes He’s basically a cat.
we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it
Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.
That’s painfully accurate.