fuzzykitty01:

repostparty:

May have to wipe some drool off my keyboard.

This is one of those dresses that you can kill a man in. 

(Source: blacktinbox)

howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

(Source: teddywestside)

vanjalen:

They have everythibg here

(Source: tibets)

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

image

(Source: surprisebitch)

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

apricaut:

LOST MY SHIT

(Source: uselesspaparazz)

thoscheiongallifrey:

theworldshallbemine:

"I do what I want"

The Master’s version of: “Pay attention to me, you stupid Time twit.” 
Yes. 
Yes He’s basically a cat. 

defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS